Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday too!
The fact we STILL reblog these posts every Tuesday five seasons later should be convincing enough to bring Gabriel back already
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
This lack of notes is disturbing.
yes it is .. blog more people
The notes are very disappointing. Especially to me.
seriously what the fuck why doesnt this have more notes?
Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)
reasons to date me:
- i’m single
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
You know there are programs that can change your daughters confused predilections.
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.